Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A Mother's Mumblings

I’ve seriously got to watch my mumblings.

I’m talking about those under the breath comments a mother makes as her children talk smack, or spill their milk for the third time that day, or when her five-year-old decides to talk like a baby ALL DAY LONG.

In the South, if you listen closely, you’ll hear mother mumblings like this:

for cryin’ out loud, for Heaven’s sake, for Pete’s sake, and my favorite, have mercy

Don’t get me wrong, a mother’s mumblings are a good thing. After all, frustrations must escape somehow, and mumblings are way better than a yell.

But like I mentioned, I need to watch my mumblings, because the children are tuning in.

Here’s the scenario.

Yesterday, we suffered a series of potty-training setbacks.

While on my hands and knees wiping up pee, I told Blondie to take off her wet clothes, and in her struggle to remove her pee-soaked panties, she flung them right in my face.

I was too stunned to speak, so she spoke for me.

“Mommy, was that for heaven sake?”

I laughed. But not out loud, because I had pee on my lips.

You love that story, don’t you?

Moving along, now...

BooMama's post today inspired me to share something salty.
When I crave salt, there's nothing that hits the spot more than these chips. Go here to see why blue corn is slightly better for you than yellow corn. It's also important to mention that taking this bag with you to the sofa will prove detrimental to your diet. You WILL eat the whole bag, so please please please grab a bowl and a handful of chips, then put the bag AWAY!!

You'll thank me later when you're trying on bathing suits.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

WAT-AHH! product review

Welcome to my very first product review! To be first, the product has to be pretty fabulous, so get ready for… WAT-AHH! (For my fellow southerners out there who will stare at this word for ten minutes like I did before getting it, "WAT-AHH!" is the word "water" with a Brooklyn accent.)

Besides having a really cute name, let’s hear what WAT-AAH's Christine has to say...

…we are the first functional water made for kids by kids and their moms. WAT-AAH! Has absolutely NO SUGAR, NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, COLORS or UNNATURAL ADDITIVES! It is simply pure water containing just the right amount of essential mineral to fortify and maintain children’s health. We have given water a new face-full of attitude, edge and spunk! We want to create a way to convince kids to turn away from sugar-laden beverages like sodas, sports drinks and “fruit” juices.

Well said, Christine. In my opinion, fruit juices are sneaky little sugar devils, because many parents out there think the word “fruit” automatically means healthy. Insisting that kids make water a regular part of their day is a good thing, and free, so hey, who can argue that one?

So, let’s get right down to it. My nephew spent the night with us a few nights ago, so it was the perfect opportunity to try out the 4 different versions of WAT-AAH! When they saw the cute bottles with the kid screaming his head off, they were intrigued, and excited!

Biscuit opted for WAT-AHH! for bones, which is ultra purified water with added magnesium, essential for strong bones. His choice made me wonder if I should stop comparing his bird legs to my bird legs. Do you think he has a complex?

Red chose WAT-AAH! for the brain, which is ultra purified water with added electrolytes. The natural choice for my middle child, who already at two-years-old, knows it all.

Blondie chose WAT-AHH! for the body, which is simply pure spring water. I’d like to say there’s a reason she chose it, but truthfully, the label was pink, so the boys stuck her with it.

And lastly, my nephew, otherwise known as “Phew!” because this wild man will flat run circles around you. So, of course, he chose WAT-AHH! for energy, which is ultra purified water with energizing oxygen. P.S. His real name is SugarBear, because on top of being a wild man, he's also my sweet baby.


The verdict? Delicious! Yum! That's good, Mommy! We took their G2 drinks out of their lunchbox to make room for their fabulous WAT-AHH! bottles. Biscuit especially couldn’t wait to tell his friends that he had bigger bones today than yesterday. All this excitement over drinking water makes me one of WAT-AHH's biggest fans!

Please visit WAT-AHH!'s site for information on how to get this fabulous new product. I wish Christine and her crew the best of luck in helping kids make healthier choices!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Can't Take Me Anywhere

This morning, as I read the usual suspects of fabulous blogs on my blogroll, my friend Francesca had me laughing with her embarrassing car moment. It seems in Francesca's attempt to wave at her son's preschool teacher, she ended up nearly causing the poor woman to run off the road, much to her embarrassment. But as usual, one person's misfortune is another person's amusement, so I thought I would jump in here and offer my own embarrassing car moment.

If you've ever seen a Baby Einstein DVD, then you are most likely familiar with the little green puppet that delights children by sticking out its tongue and saying, "BLAAAAH!" My children loved this little puppet back in the day, and with every "BLAAAAH" came little toddler laughter that would melt your heart.

So, one day, after dropping Biscuit off at his preschool, the twins were enjoying this particular video in the car as I came to a stop at a redlight. At this same moment, I heard, "BLAAAAH!" from the little green puppet. Like any good mother would do, I turned around, and with a huge smile, tongue sticking way out, chimed in with my own "BLAAAAH!"

Funny, right? Well, the gentleman in the car behind me was not amused. I guess he couldn't understand why this lady was sticking her tongue out at him like she was at a Kiss concert. The reeeeally embarrassing part? This gentleman was the father of one of Biscuit's classmates.

So, with no chance to explain myself and blame it on the little green puppet, I lapsed into an embarrassment coma. Should I drive really fast to escape the situation? Should I swerve like a maniac so he thinks I'm drunk? Should I pull over to the side of the road in hopes he will think there's something wrong and pull over, too, giving me a chance to explain? Should I try to follow him to work to explain myself? Should I start shopping around for other preschools? Other cities to live?

Oh, the shame. I bet you have an embarrassing car moment. I'd love to hear it!

On a side note, after I told Red what I had done, he lapsed into his own embarrassment coma.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Quick and Healthy Breakfasts for Kids

So, the parties are over. We've almost recovered. I'm still nursing a bruised tailbone. I'd tell you the story about how I fell in Wal-Mart, but it's too embarrassing. Especially the part about how my bags of party stuff went everywhere and I shot a mean look to the woman who tried to help me because she was talking too loud, and like I said, it was all so embarrassing, so I'm not going to tell you about it.

I thought instead I better jump in here with some useful information for a change.

Healthy breakfasts for the kids. I can't say enough about how important it is for your little darlin' to start his or her day with nutritous, substantial food. Essential.

Why do kids need to eat a healthy breakfast?
  • Nutritious foods are "brain foods," so kids will stay more alert and perform better in school
  • Eating early keeps weight under control by kick-starting metabolism
  • Better nutrition means less sickness
  • Kids will have "full feeling" longer with a low-sugar breakfast
  • Economic value of eating at home

Now, I hear what you're saying, and don't think I can't see you shaking your head over there on the other side of my computer. But there isn't time. There just isn't tiiiime, if only we had time to fix healthy breakfasts, but we don't. No time at all.

Go back and read my fancy bulleted list. Healthy breakfasts are important, worth making the time. I've put together a list of quick, healthy breakfasts that will help you send your kiddies on their way when time is short.

  • Whole grain cereal with milk, topped with fruit (choose cereal with whole grain as first ingredient)
  • Yogurt parfaits (layer yogurt/fruit/granola or whole grain cereal in a clear up, because even little kids appreciate presentation)
  • Whole grain waffle, topped with fruit and 100% maple syrup (a little goes a long way) OR whole grain waffle topped with peanut butter
  • Breakfast bar (choose lowest-sugar option, again choose a whole grain option), fruit and milk
  • Oatmeal and boiled egg

Some of you may need tips on motivating kids to eat breakfast.

  • Present several options, and let them choose
  • Discuss the night before what they might like for breakfast
  • Consider filling out a menu for the week

I'm all about the lists today!

Got any questions? I'll be glad to tackle them for you. Also, stay tuned... I'm doing a fancy product review soon. I'll also post a few pics from the birthday chaos. Don't worry. One of them will not be my bruised tailbone.